1.
"Finally
ended
my
career
as
a
professional
third
wheel!
"
【笑死我了】

2.
"No
more
'single
and
ready
to
mingle'.
I
am
officially
'taken
and
not
even
looking'.
"
【心情舒爽】

3.
"I
never
thought
getting
married
would
feel
so
much
like
a
jail
sentence,
but
at
least
I
get
to
share
the
cell
with
my
best
friend. "
【有趣的比喻】

4.
"I
promise
to
love,
cherish,
and
annoy
you
for
the
rest
of
our
lives
together.
"
【浪漫又幽默】

5.
"I'm
off
the
market,
ladies!
Sorry
to
disappoint
all
my
adoring
fans.
"
【妙语连珠】

6.
"Can't
wait
to
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
turning
off
the
lights,
picking
up
your
socks,
and
being
100%
committed
to
the
struggle.
"
【幽默的真实】

7.
"Marriage
is
a
lot
like
a
rollercoaster.
There
will
be
ups,
downs,
and
at
least
one
person
is
screaming
the
whole
time.
"
【形象比喻】

8.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I've
won
the
lottery
of
life
by
finding
my
soulmate.
And
getting
married
is
just
like
cashing
in
the
ticket.
"
【深情又诙谐】

9.
"For
all
those
who
thought
love
is
dead,
we're
here
to
prove
you
wrong.
We're
getting
married!"
【秀恩爱的方式】

10.
"Who
knew
that
finding
someone
to
share
my
life
with
would
lead
to
having
to
share
the
remote
too?"
【感慨万千】

11.
"From
now
on,
my
forever
is
certain,
my
battle
buddy
is
secured,
and
my
Game
of
Thrones
partner
is
locked
in.
"
【趣味横生】

1
2.
"I've
officially
upgraded
from
'single
and
fabulous'
to
'taken
and
enthusiastic'.
It's
a
new
era,
folks.
"
【转变的喜悦】

1
3.
"So
happy
to
announce
that
the
love
story
that
started
with
'I'm
not
looking
for
anything
serious'
has
officially
turned
into
a
fairytale
ending.
"
【浪漫描绘】

1
4.
"To
my
partner
in
crime,
my
better
half,
and
my
favorite
person
in
the
world.
Can't
wait
to
keep
making
memories
with
you
as
my
official
partner
for
life.
"
【感人的表白】

1
5.
"If
anyone
needs
me,
I'll
be
planning
my
dream
wedding
with
my
new
fiancé:
Netflix
and
Chill.
"
【生动形象】

1
6.
"I
never
thought
I'd
find
someone
who
could
tolerate
my
morning
breath,
but
here
we
are.
"
【真实又幽默】

1
7.
"I've
always
believed
that
anything
worth
doing
is
worth
overdoing.
So,
obviously,
I
had
to
make
sure
our
wedding
was
the
most
lavish,
extravagant
event
in
history.
"
【夸张而诙谐】

1
8.
"Not
sure
what
I
did
to
deserve
such
an
amazing
partner,
but
I'm
just
going
to
enjoy
the
ride.
And
make
sure
we
never
run
out
of
snacks.
"
【诙谐的感慨】

1
9.
"Marrying
my
soulmate
is
the
best
decision
I've
ever
made.
It's
official:
I've
peaked.
"
【幸福满满的赞语】

20.
"Spoiler
alert:
we're
still
getting
married.
So
you
can
stop
telling
us
to
'just
elope
already'.
"
【坚定的态度】

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